{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"treesy's status on Thursday, 04-Apr-13 16:10:49 UTC","author_name":"treesy","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/treesy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2494240","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totw\" rel=\"tag\">totw<\/a><\/span> Soarin walks into Sugar Cube Corner and is about to order when suddenly a pink blur drops in front of him. &quot;Welcome to the SCC where we may be a bit hasty\/But stop a while and try our food, you'll agree that it's tasty\/You seem to want a certain snack, hmm can I pass this test?\/Well sure, it is a no-brainer 'cause cupcakes are the best!&quot; As Soarin moves to reply a window smashes and a grey pegasus slams into the floor. Standing, she glares at Pinkie and shoves a bag in Soarin's face. &quot;<i>How dare you Pinkie, you're so mean\/dragging this colt into your scheme\/Don't listen to a world she'll say\/Muffins are the best snack anyday.<\/i>&quot; &quot;No way, cupcakes are delicious&quot; &quot;Muffins are delicious and nutritious.&quot; &quot;Cupcakes are delicious, nutritious and PINKILICIOUUUUS!&quot; a faint scream of &quot;Copycat!&quot; can be heard from the direction of the library. The two mares glare at each other, neither budging an inch. meanwhile, Soarin sobs quietly &quot;I just wanted a pie...&quot;"}