{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"treesy's status on Friday, 05-Apr-13 13:28:39 UTC","author_name":"treesy","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/treesy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2497862","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/nexttotw\" rel=\"tag\">nexttotw<\/a><\/span> Tired of receiving friendship reports at all hours of the day and night, Celestia decides to invest in an answering machine. What message does she leave on it?"}