{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-13 23:36:12 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2516699","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> because Eminem would never want to have sex with you"}