{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"treesy's status on Saturday, 13-Apr-13 16:56:18 UTC","author_name":"treesy","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/treesy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2520742","html":"#totw<\/a><\/span> "What next scroll?" muttered Twilight. Spike turned to look at her again. "I think it's BEEEEEEP!" Another scroll flew into Twilight's face. "Ouchie. What's this? ....You still fail to remember that I do in fact sleep. Every night. Usually around the same time. When was it, my little pony. When did you forget this oh so important fact. I also eat. My mealtimes are as regular as the rising of the sun every morning. So why is it, that while dining with the Prench ambassador last week, I ended up with a bowl of bouillabaisse avec le papier? It does not add to the flavor. Speaking of bad taste, the quality of your reports has decreased considerably as of late. Was I unclear when I told you that you only had to send a report when you had learned a valuable lesson. Reporting every small thing you do for a friend is not what I had in mind. Do not get me started on that one report you named 'Nurse Redheart, or: How I learned to love the bombshell'. Continued in next scroll..."}