{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"treesy's status on Saturday, 13-Apr-13 17:06:00 UTC","author_name":"treesy","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/treesy","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2520754","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totw\" rel=\"tag\">totw<\/a><\/span> &quot;Wait.. anoth-&quot; &quot;BEEEEEEP&quot; &quot;Ouch! SPIKE!&quot; &quot;I can't help it!&quot; &quot;Okay Twilight.. keep calm... What does this one say... My little pony there are parts of your life that I really don't want to know about. That is one of them. My dear Twilight. You are no longer the filly I first met. You have grown into a wonderful princess. That is why I installed this magical answering machine to recieve your messages during those times I cannot or will not read the immediately. This message will also be sent to you whenever your message goes into the machine. When that happens, please duck after the tone...&quot;"}