{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-13 17:20:16 UTC","author_name":"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) (redenchilada)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/redenchilada","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2520784","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totw\" rel=\"tag\">totw<\/a><\/span> &quot;Good morrow, royal subject! This is Princess Lu-I mean Princess Celestia! Unfortunately we cannot receive thine letter at the moment, for we are busy emptying the entire royal pantry of cakes and getting fat! Please do leave us a message after the royal beep and we shall make countenance to receive and reply to thine troubles with as great a speed as our rotund belly will allow us! <b><i><u>BEEP!!<\/u><\/i><\/b>&quot;"}