{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-13 06:23:07 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2522677","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2959\" class=\"url\" title=\"Kaiba (formerly Ponydude)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">widget<\/span><\/a><\/span> Are you saying that I <i>shouldn't<\/i> punch the old lady I'm doinking whilst twerked out of my mind?"}