{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-13 22:50:32 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2524917","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I am sure your masculinity would be accentuated a whole lot wielding a mop at midnight... Or you could let it settle... That is not masculine either, that is downright disgusting... You know if you care so much about pee-ing upright, take some ducktape and a torch... and a aiming redicule and a lazer pointer while you are at it, you do not want to miss the porcelain"}