{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 02:06:32 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2531126","html":"I was just eating fun dip powder and I accidentally snorted some of it and then I sneezed pink all over myself oh god why"}