{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 02:12:12 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2531141","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derps<\/span><\/a><\/span> You know, in all of my leave, I have NEVER said a sentence as screwed up as that. This stuff ONLY HAPPENS HERE"}