{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Wednesday, 17-Apr-13 20:40:14 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2532463","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Andrew bruce lucero\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">therainbowdashx<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Topic of the Week: Tired of receiving friendship reports at all hours of the day and night, Celestia decides to invest in an answering machine. What message does she leave on it?&quot;"}