{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 08:40:39 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2533966","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10686\" class=\"url\" title=\"Flare Dancer (Jenna)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flaredancer<\/span><\/a><\/span> There are SO MANY nice giraffe clothes in ladieswear at work, but I think I stand on the precipice of a very slippy slope."}