{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 10:59:28 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2534100","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> With aquatic animals it makes sense because of the absence of a &quot;Correct orientation&quot; underwater. It's easier to move a limb than an entire female dolphin after all. With elephants it's probably a matter of size and sightlines, and the duck thing is a really complex thing to do with their bizzare non-consensual mating behaviours."}