{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Your Average Brony (bronyboy45)'s status on Thursday, 18-Apr-13 16:21:25 UTC","author_name":"Your Average Brony (bronyboy45)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bronyboy45","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2534434","html":"#<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/totw\" rel=\"tag\">totw<\/a><\/span> &quot;Hello, this is Celestia. If this is Twilight Sparkle, please get off the phone now and do not call me again. Anyone else, please leave a message after the beep.&quot; <b>*beeeeep!*<\/b>"}