{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Saturday, 20-Apr-13 03:10:48 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2537041","html":"Since I don't know what "Avant garde" means and I'm too lazy to look it up, if someone says that to me I'll assume it stands for "en garde" and will hit that person."}