{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"GOD (rarityismybitch)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jul-11 04:30:32 UTC","author_name":"GOD (rarityismybitch)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarityismybitch","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/254044","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/218\" class=\"url\" title=\"Brendan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ahipsterpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> My preferred form of persuasion comes in the form of baseball bats and combat boots."}