{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Apr-13 06:59:58 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2547277","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29533\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">amie<\/span><\/a><\/span> carry twenty-three cans of bear mace. Precisely twenty-three. No more, no less. Then use twenty-two and a half cans on the chimpanzee. Then the second it twitches, use the other half a can on it. You win."}