{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-13 04:14:18 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2555143","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lelouch I dole\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">snowlynx<\/span><\/a><\/span> you never ask your fiance her age until you're married and it turns out she's only 15 and you're 43"}