{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"scoot (scoot)'s status on Friday, 26-Apr-13 09:36:22 UTC","author_name":"scoot (scoot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scoot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2555935","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29533\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">amie<\/span><\/a><\/span> Unless you're asking me on some sort of trans-continental date which seems both impractical and unlikely considering how RDN thinks I am the 2nd ugliest thing on the site. But if that is the case I'll book a flight right away!~ <span class=\"smallt\">I'll wear a paper bag and everything<\/span>"}