{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"dezzie again (dezzierose)'s status on Saturday, 27-Apr-13 23:05:55 UTC","author_name":"dezzie again (dezzierose)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dezzierose","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2561163","html":""New Mexico," declared Bill. "We're headed there and never coming back." "Oh," Isabelle replied, her eyes glassy with tears. Then she said, "Bill?" "Yes?" said Bill, gazing off toward the horizon. "You're already in New Mexico." Bill turned and looked at her. "Oh," he replied. He smiled sadly, then said, "Christ. I don't know how to read maps at all." -Demetri Martin"}