{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"neo dunn (darksolstice)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-13 18:21:27 UTC","author_name":"neo dunn (darksolstice)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/darksolstice","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2566553","html":"The definition is.  One who is afraid of and\/or hates prepubescent kids to the point where it interrupts their lives."}