{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 29-Apr-13 21:05:48 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2566921","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29203\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zachary Malliard\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">kolzach<\/span><\/a><\/span> Rape is 100% hilarious and not at all traumatising to anyone."}