{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clarity's status on Friday, 03-May-13 02:15:41 UTC","author_name":"clarity","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2574369","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29547\" class=\"url\" title=\"Agent Derpy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">dockaboo811<\/span><\/a><\/span> well. Judging by the amount of caps lock going on, I'm guessing you're one of those people that should not have access to coffee?"}