{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-13 13:08:41 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2577293","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"a boring guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> Let me paint you a picture... Hospital bed... torn up Gluteus Maximus... Lacerated spleen ... and a collapsed lung... It was either watch that or be bored out of my brain so hard it would make learning the multiplication tables from 1 to 100 from 1* to 100* seem like a rolercoaster thrill ride... Which I eventually did but that is not what this story is about. I watched like 70% of everything nickelodeon had on the telly EVER !"}