{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Saturday, 04-May-13 13:15:08 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2577309","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"a boring guy\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> I was shot by the bullet fingerprinting technician at a forensic laboratory by accident, the bullet hit me in the side just missing my pelvic circle, which caused me to fall back into a cabinet closet, which dumped about 3 metric boxes of paperwork on top of my chest"}