{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)'s status on Monday, 06-May-13 18:08:30 UTC","author_name":"xeleanorxrigbyx (xeleanorxrigbyx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/xeleanorxrigbyx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2582809","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Violin Juggler\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> I have hair! The hair! It just doesn't stop, does it?"}