{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Wednesday, 08-May-13 19:15:39 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2588595","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28563\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ryan Jolin\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ryanjjjj<\/span><\/a><\/span> First person, you're just asking for a bat to the head"}