{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Friday, 10-May-13 03:33:59 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2593078","html":""Hey bro can you buy me a coke?" Hell no, I already went through the hell of doing the cafeteria line i'm not going in there again, I like being a virgin."}