{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Brian (afk)'s status on Friday, 10-May-13 09:46:22 UTC","author_name":"Brian (afk)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/afk","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2593397","html":"In middle of nowhere Wisconsin pitch black out raining and my truck just ejected my driver side wiper blade"}