{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crash (lightningcrash)'s status on Friday, 10-May-13 14:45:14 UTC","author_name":"Crash (lightningcrash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lightningcrash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2593760","html":"Eh chaps. Thought I'd pop in, let yall know I didn't die. Yet. As of 1:37 pm yesterday, I was sworn into the United States Air Force. Finally getting my life going."}