{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Artorias (bowandlyre)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-13 04:46:53 UTC","author_name":"Artorias (bowandlyre)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bowandlyre","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2595567","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flamingpandaomg<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wasn't even legit advice (except the cool jacket that's a chick magnet). You're just taking this too seriously, what kind of advice did he expect from a pony website? One that would surely get him out? This ain't google we don't have all the answers."}