{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Femboy sam sulek (fiberone)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-13 04:46:06 UTC","author_name":"Femboy sam sulek (fiberone)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/fiberone","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2598417","html":"joke: there is a family of cows and one calf asks the mother "why did you name me rose pedal" and the mother said "well when you were born a rose pedal fell on your head" the other calf said "mother why did you name me daisy" and the mother said "well when you were born a daisy fell on your head" the last calf said "walu haunejsjsjlsk luga huuhu" and the mother responded "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK""}