{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 16-May-13 09:20:28 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2612070","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">alightrarityomg<\/span><\/a><\/span> I the cost of a 3000 mile plane journey would outweigh the benefits of a free kitten.  Not to mention the detrimental effect said plane journey would have on it."}