{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Monday, 20-May-13 02:56:16 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2620107","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Time Turner\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> He would try to date Twilight Sparkle until her ocd need for order and control drives him out of the tree. Fluttershy consoles him and the two form a bond. Then he realizes she has the worst personality for a healthy relationship because of her self image so he <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">becomes bed-buddies with Rarity<\/span>"}