{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"doates (doates)'s status on Saturday, 25-May-13 14:42:04 UTC","author_name":"doates (doates)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/doates","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2633349","html":"ADVISE: Never order a freeze frame or a smoothie at a movie theatre. 9 out of ten, they will be out and if it really busy, the consessionist will hate you."}