{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 25-May-13 16:33:47 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2633544","html":"The alarm on my phone activated this morning - as expected - and I grabbed it from my nightstand and started tapping the &quot;Shut UP already!!&quot; button, to no effect. Snooze didn't work. Nothing did anything - my alarm played on and on. So I put it back down, the <i>Zelda II: Adventure of Link<\/i> theme still playing, trying to think of what was wrong... And then I realized: <span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">I was still asleep, and had never actually touched the phone, only dreaming that I had. So I finally woke up and abused the snooze for an hour and a half, and now here I am!<\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/truestory\" rel=\"tag\">truestory<\/a><\/span>"}