{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"rotation's status on Tuesday, 28-May-13 09:27:11 UTC","author_name":"rotation","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rotation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2641007","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mancolter McGee\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> 'Your parcel will be delivered between 7 and 9, at a time that our sophisticated algorithm has determined that you are most likely to be in the bathroom.'"}