{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Andrew Buczko (calvinthedestroyer)'s status on Tuesday, 28-May-13 15:08:03 UTC","author_name":"Andrew Buczko (calvinthedestroyer)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/calvinthedestroyer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2641298","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> If your going to give them glasses, then why not a corrective eye patch for Derpy? :)"}