{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"rainbowdash339's status on Thursday, 30-May-13 07:15:49 UTC","author_name":"rainbowdash339","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rainbowdash339","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2647338","html":"Random joke time: Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."}