{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 01-Jun-13 23:56:28 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2653621","html":"All I want to do is skin about half of the bus' passengers alive. That isn't too much to ask, is it? I won't even rub salt on their wounds, I promies!"}