{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-13 00:13:36 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2661871","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11673\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">foxgopher<\/span><\/a><\/span> In W40K there is a race called the Orks ( note: with a K ) They are grown from fungus. And are a VERY violent and bloodthirsty race green aliens. They generally work with or for a force known as the &quot;WAARGH !&quot; Which keeps all their machines working for a reason you would actually not expect. When they Orkify something, they make it &quot;Bettah !&quot; in the name of the &quot;WAARGH !&quot; ... Usually by adding scraps and bits. And making it look Badass. I doubt there is any problem you can not overcome by orkifying it."}