{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-13 16:19:57 UTC","author_name":"Weenie Wanga Langa Genghis Khan (flaxx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/flaxx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2663465","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29427\" class=\"url\" title=\"Andrew bruce lucero\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">therainbowdashx<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're the first one who asked anything like that. People usually respond with, &quot;OH HEY GUYS LOOK THAT GUY IS A CHAIR LET'S SIT ON HIM BECAUSE HE'S A CHAIR AMIRITE GUYS&quot;. It's quite uncomfortable."}