{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Jun-13 22:57:20 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2683814","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Shin Kanzato\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anarchycarcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> ... I do not want to be touched by Nintendo employees as they wrist-search me any more than I want Microsoft taking kinky Kinect pictures of me as I walk in front of my console in my jammies... or possibly without my jammies... Either way... NO WAY... You can shove that hype train right down your [... transmission lost...]"}