{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-13 00:15:40 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2684209","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29501\" class=\"url\" title=\"Ross\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">flamingpandaomg<\/span><\/a><\/span> It was not really a scientific book or anything. Still how would you measure it ? ... Put a piece of ham next to a boa constrictor and then sample the ham to see how chewy it became ?"}