{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"lilytheamazingfaintingpony's status on Wednesday, 12-Jun-13 19:35:40 UTC","author_name":"lilytheamazingfaintingpony","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lilytheamazingfaintingpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2686056","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> SO exactly like those? Jupiter flooded the earth because Apollo's kiwi offspring had tried to ride the sun-chariot and started a fire that threatened to kill the earth. ...And that is the only time Jupiter does anything selfless in the whole damn book."}