{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Harley (nooneinparticular)'s status on Monday, 17-Jun-13 05:25:37 UTC","author_name":"Harley (nooneinparticular)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nooneinparticular","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2701153","html":"If you had to do one of these, which would you pick? 1. Only be able to read humanized pony fics 2. Be confronted by the Spanish Inquisition on a daily basis when you least expect it 3. Become a superhero-Aquaman 4. Never laugh again or 5. Only get spam and junk emails"}