{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Jun-13 01:13:30 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2708640","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29531\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rainbow Dash\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">randomwonderbolt<\/span><\/a><\/span> <b>*puts on glasses*<\/b> Well, nobody lives in a pineapple under the sea. You see, there is no breathable air under the sea. Pineapples can't get oxygen, and so they would die."}