{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 20-Jun-13 16:31:46 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2714157","html":"<b>*phone rings*<\/b> Me: &quot;Yeah?&quot; GF: &quot;It's official, I have gills.&quot; <b>*click*<\/b> Me: &quot;wat&quot;"}