{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 21-Jun-13 02:20:45 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2715882","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dane Dychkowski\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> Leave your fridge open at night. Wait crouched behind a table. You'll catch him in the act and his cake-smeared hands will make him clumsy."}