{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 23-Jun-13 17:56:12 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2724530","html":"In related news I'm probably going to get a customer service complaint for not masking my disdain. In my defense, I've seen bricks take more naturally to flight than this broad took to printed instructions."}